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CAPACITY CROWDS

WERE MYSTIFIED. . . THEY WERE SHOCKED,

ASTOUNDED AND ENTERTAINED

BY

DR. SATAN HEMSELF

THINGS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! THINGS YOU'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN! MYSTIFYING! BAFFLING!

THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PAYCHIC AND

MENTAL WIZARD HAS THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF YOUR

QUESTIONS. . . WHEN HE LOOKS INTO

HIS CRYSTAL GAZING BALL!

QUESTION:   Can I stop Smoking?

DR. SATAN: Yes you can, give me your cigarettes and I'll try for you!

QUESTION:   I'm troubled at home, what's good for mice?

DR. SATAN:  Cheese is about the best thing that I can think of !

QUESTION: Should I tell my young son the facts of life?

DR. SATAN: By all means, Yes, You may learn a lot.

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QUESTION: Where did I leave my ring?

DR. SATAN: Around your bathtub.

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QUESTION: What would you do if three girls fell in love with you?

DR. SATAN: Stop your drinking, you are suffering from hallucination.

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QUESTION: Do you think I will ever own a night club?

DR. SATAN: You should own one - You spend a lot of money in them.

QUESTION:   Which one of my teeth is filled with gold?

DR. SATAN:   If you will give them to me for a moment I'll tell you!

QUESTION: Are you really a mindreader?

DR. SATAN:   No!   Actuall I'm a millionaire _ and I do this just so I can pay my taxes!

DR. SATAN SAYS: "WHEN YOU DIE YOU ARE GOING TO BE DEAD FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. . . SO LIVE WHILE YOU CAN, LIFE IS VERY SHORT."

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