Membership was Free back then, and it
is still Free today, to all fans, big and small any and everywhere in the world.
So, Join The Clown Alley Fun Club right now, it's easier than you may think. If
you are under the age of 18, you must have the permission from a parent or adult guardian saying that it's
OK for you to join. Once you get the OK then you can join, OK! Now, e-mail us your
name, age and the address to where in the world you live so we can send your Membership Package
and a Super Surprise. {We can't tell you what it is, if we did then it, wouldn't
be a surprise}. We can tell you, that every new member gets a membership card and a photo of Thumbbody,
"The KING of CLOWNS".
REMEMBER IT'S FREE! - SO JOIN RIGHT NOW!
